parents: “u should be more active”
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
(Source: cuntywest, via bubblegum-poison)
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.
gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
(Source: sandandglass, via satansparanoidmother)
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever
(Source: cockedtail, via razerathane)